Hank: John, If money were no object, what kind of party would you throw and where?
John: If money were no object I wouldn't throw a party.
Hank: I would. I would throw Vidcon!
John: I like to be by myself. Or with my family like...
Hank: No. No, I have a new answer.
John: Ok.
Hank: I would throw a party...on Mars. If money were no object.
John: And then you'd have one day of party and you...
Hank: Just get on the ship and go back.
John: Or die.
Hank: Right, no. You just party.
John: Party 'till you die.
Hank: Everybody just runs on "Uuuuh Partyyyyy".
John: "Blashhh" And then they just burn to death. Within hours.
Hank: Burn?
John: I don't know. What do I know about the...?
Hank: It's cold.
John: Is it cold on Mars?
Hank: It's cold on Mars.
John: Really?
Hank: It's cold on Mars.
John: Really?
Hank: It's cold on Mars.
John: Are you positive?
Hank: Yep.
John: The whole time? All year 'round? Even in the summer?
Hank: It's cold on Mars. Sorry.
John: Even in the, like. Even in August?
Hank: It's cold.
John: Right at the equator?
Hank: It's cold.
John: Right at the Martian equator?
Hank: It's cold.
John: 'cause it's farther from the Earth? It's that why?
Hank: Yes. It's farther from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
John: Wait. You're telling me that heat is not produced by Earth? Now everything is being overturned. Next you will tell me that the Earth isn't the center of the universe. Or that six to the fifth power isn't four!
Hank: You're bad at being a nerd.
Notes
-
carrotsarepeopletoo reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
-
carrotsarepeopletoo likes this
-
fueled-bypizza likes this
-
sheikahheaart reblogged this from maryiswriting28
-
kimberlyspeter reblogged this from solongdear
-
solongdear reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
-
emilykawesomeness reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
-
sabines840 likes this
-
indoorclouds likes this
-
abbytbh likes this
-
tesnijade likes this
-
petulantprocrastinator reblogged this from whatfreak
-
gracefulfield likes this
-
deathgoesrawr reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
-
pretendmyurliswittierthanyours reblogged this from perks-of-being
-
ermahgerd-its-a-turtle reblogged this from joshuahaydenallenpeterson
-
joshuahaydenallenpeterson reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
-
myownpeculiarways likes this
-
realityhasleftme likes this
-
little-bursts-of-brilliance reblogged this from litschilive
-
litschilive reblogged this from undercover-fangirling
-
quandoomniflunkusmoritati likes this
-
damn-it-sophie likes this
-
malfoysheart likes this
-
fennekin445 likes this
-
itsrileyiero likes this
-
notatallgrownup likes this
-
undercover-fangirling reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
-
mangakat reblogged this from fishingboatproceeds
-
oddthingshappening reblogged this from quotetube
-
oddthingshappening likes this
-
thatsingerchick reblogged this from tardisesarecoollike
-
thatsingerchick likes this
-
thefinalanswer likes this
-
in-pursuit-of-fandomness reblogged this from cas-the-angel
-
fortheshakeofcoshette likes this
-
cas-the-angel reblogged this from flamingnerdonfire
-
flamingnerdonfire likes this
-
babushkaslayer reblogged this from tardisesarecoollike
-
flamingnerdonfire reblogged this from tardisesarecoollike
-
tardisesarecoollike reblogged this from ioweyouafall-jm
-
ioweyouafall-jm reblogged this from ioweyouafall-jm
-
roblaine likes this
-
littleboatstillfloating reblogged this from littleboatstillfloating
-
ambarredstrands likes this
-
doktahwat likes this
-
its-a-fangirl-life-for-me reblogged this from marilynnarwhals
-
marilynnarwhals reblogged this from drjohnnyhammersticks
-
karkat-vantas-and-the-diamonds likes this
-
drjohnnyhammersticks reblogged this from thinkinsidethebluebox
- Show more notes
